budak tadika ajar budak tadika.

you are confident lah kawan. in fact, too confident. makcik boleh label kau sebagai idola waktu kita sama-sama belajar dulu. dengan suara lantang, yakin, punya gaya sendiri.

makcik suap kau dengan kata-kata pujian melambung. oh, semua itu kerana makcik seorang pengecut.

kau suka ya kawan?

kau percaya ya kawan?

kesian.

they praised you because of your confidence. your overbearing confidence that seems to ooze out of your overbearingly ugly face. (ya, kawan makcik ini juga tidak cantik)

tapi kami masih memuji. sebab kami kan kawan. kami orang Melayu. kami orang Timur.

BIG mistake. BIG BIG mistake. i had created a monster. a Godzilla that will ran over the pillars (yang bakal menyembah bumi dek anai-anai) of education.

(i should criticize more and praise less. people are getting dumber and dumber. all thanks to stupid educators around. makcik tak nak hantar Umar kat kau lah kawan. no way jose!)