facebook, fakebook, fakeboob.

assalamualaikum dear readers,

it has been almost a month since makcik has deactivated makcik's fb account due to snowballed assignments and workloads. the first few days are extraordinarily painful to bear for i am always known to check my fb account everyday without fail. (and the least i would spend on fb is 1 hour!)

now don't you roll your eyes saying i'm making a fuss over a teeny bit of a matter but hey, to tell you the truth, IT IS NOT A SMALL MATTER, at least for the first few days.

i know, i know. fb is a great place for us to mingle, to stay in touch and to make new friends yadda yadda yadda. BUT do you ever 'talk' or 'say hi' to all of your 'fb friends'? (an eyebrow is raised) no? well so do i. this brings us to the ultimate objective of my post, 'why do you need an fb account?'

for me, makcik the anti-social brat, fb is a place where i had cumulated lots and lots of heartache and agony. (and indirectly i have landed myself with a collection of ... sins. tears.)

point 1 : my so called bff has no longer do any intention of saying hi anymore after we have parted ways carrying on w our lives. (chew lower lip) what is that? no matter how much my approach is on fb, s/he seems to yank me away. acting like "geez, who are you? you look kinda familiar. what are you doing trolling on my wall? get away from here." having nasty thoughts like so, leads me to another unproductive unhappy day all day long.

point 2 : i loath cam whores. so whenever i accidentally saw pictures of them, my uncontrollability shoots sky high. i cannot help myself from saying."euw, what is wrong with him/her? attention seeker!" see, free sins. astaghfirullah. more example "duh, pergi situ pun nak kecoh. em, nak bagi orang cemburu la tu. do you have to shoot and publish pictures w only you at the focal point? ok, what's your point of telling everyone you went for Asar prayer at the mosque? eleh, baru makan cekodok pisang pun nak bising. haram bajet dia nih, gambar mau posing sakan! wh**e!"

point 3 : omg, dia ni dah cerai talak 5?! cepat! harus tengok wall beliau and pasangan. scroll down sampai habis history kat newsfeed (this does not apply to all)

point 4 : i am in a meeting. yawn. via youphone. (this is my most appeared status on newsfeed, to set things straight. WHY do you post it? do you choose to appear em, uncharismatic? or do you want people to know how busy you are? or do you want people to know of how ungrateful you are having a job while others are desperately seeking for one and willing to fill in your space?)

point 5 : let's look at what my ex's new girlfriend's room-mate's sister is up to. oh, makan ice cream and ice blended coffee rupanya. it doesn't look good pun. i'd found better, huh! (this applies to most of us, hah, don't you dare roll your eyes.)

point 6 : privatized?! poyo. bajet i would die to read your wall. bluergh. (hahaha ok, i made this one up. but true, i did feel this way sometimes)

hence dear readers, who might also be a fb-er, ask yourself if your fb is about hating, slating, confusing, ridiculing or patronizing people, 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?'

p/s: makcik has chosen mine, maybe for some, i acted extremely, but dear fellow kind readers, the bottom line is you can always tepuk dada tanya iman.